Boryslaw Tripaloski, the Madlad

Boryslaw Tripaloski is an absolute legend. Once poured a bottle of Buckfast down his nose upside down, did a handstand and chundered everywhere.

Maddest lad this side of this website, he is a dangerous individual and this famous predator can only be placated by the hardest slav hardbass.

Sculpted out of polymer clay, including the lil strips for maximum tripaloski.

Glazed with UV resin for maximum durability, and equipped with a swivel hook so that it can be attached to keys, bags, wallets, zippers, anything that has a loop.